There isn’t any kind of official celebration of pub cans that I know of. I just decided to go out to Cost Plus and pick up the following singles to review. Included is a cider. Cider is not beer, so I don’t know anything about it. But it was sitting right there with the rest of them and I couldn’t help it. I’ve also never had one before; perhaps you can see where that review is going…
Before I start, I want to make a special shout out to EL and ELise! If it weren’t for them, I wouldn’t have the proper glassware for these fine beverages.
And one more note: I don’t care about the debate over nitro and beer. If breweries want to serve their stouts through a nitro system…so be it! It’s their beer! I find them to be of less quality than the bottles, but I am not going to pick a fight over why nitro is unnatural or bad for beer. /anti-nitro bashing.

From left to right:
BEAMISH – Murphy Brewery Ireland Limited (Murphy and Beamish both taken over by Heineken this year); Cork, Ireland
4.10%ABV
Serving: 440mL nitro pub can to imperial pint glass
A: Mag-freaking-nificent. How do they do this? The head is slowly forming into one finger’s worth of beige head right in front of me. Cascading bubbles are turning the body of the beer brown to black from the bottom up. The body is essentially black with brown edges, and not much else. That’s one of the creamiest looking heads I’ve ever seen. There’s a ton of retention, too. And I have to say: there’s not one thing I can say negatively about this beer’s appearance. And also, I dislike the word “creamy”.
S: Aromas are of lightly roasted barley with hints of smoke. It’s sweet, but there are bitter berries and oakiness and hops are in the back to balance. Bittersweet chocolate is most definitely in there.
T/M: Looks? Great. Aromas? Wonderful. But the taste? It kind of falls apart here. The light body and low carbonation give me some flavors, but they are mostly playing a hide-and-seek game with my palate. The roastiness is there with the faintest of bittersweet chocolates and coffees, and it borders on burnt with more warmth.
D: The quote of the night sums it all up: “It’s like roasted water…”. It’s just lacking in the taste and mouthfeel categories. I’m always going to be blown away by the appearance the nitro widget gives, and the aromas are wonderful…but the taste? It is just not quite there. Too bad.
Beamish – B

I snapped this shot at the very beginning of head formation. It took a little over a minute for the whole thing to form. Check out that neat cascading effect!
GUINNESS DRAUGHT – Guinness Ltd; Dublin, Ireland
4.20%ABV
Serving: 440mL nitro pub can to imperial pint
A: After the nitro bubbles settle, there’s a black body and mahogany edges. A finger of super creamy grey and beige head took about a minute to form. Good retention, but not a ton of lacing.
S: Really roasty on the nose. Bittersweet chocolate malts and dark berry esters with a ripe fruitiness.
T: Very roasted malts here. The bitter chocolate is there from the aroma. There’s an unfortunate lingering metallic flavor that I could surely do without. It really sticks to the tongue. There’s a hint of weak, 3 day old watery coffee and some berries that come out with warmth.
M: Lower carbonation, a light and almost watery body. Creamy mouthfeel.
D: Guinness is really, really bitter. It is hard to drink if you’re looking for balance at all.
Guinness – B-

MURPHY’S IRISH STOUT – MBIL (see above. don’t criticize my lazy acronyms)
4.00%ABV
Serving: 16oz nitro pub can (pint) to imperial pint.
A: 1 1/2 fingers of that creamy, grey beige head forms more quickly than other nitro dry Irish stouts I’ve had. The body is dark brown with red and orange edges. Good retention and lacing. And this beer actually fills up my whole pint glass!
S: Delicious roasted malts with chocolate coffee (which is weaker) that is backed up by bitterness. No kind in particular…just bitter.
T: Roasted goodness here. Dark chocolate and strong espresso bean. The bitterness is lower than its nitro-can counterparts. There are ripe berries and even a hint of alcohol. Not a bad flavor here at all.
M: Light body, low carbonation. Generally creamy mouthfeel.
D: This is one of the better nitro cans out there. I’d love to try it on nitro-tap!
Murphy’s - A-

now that is a proper pint...almost
OLD SPECKLED HEN - Greene King/Morland Brewery; Suffolk, UK
5.20%ABV
A: A little over one finger off-white head that’s creamy in consistency from the nitro bubbles. The body is amber with golden edges. Good retention and tons of frothy lace. I can see stouts with a head like this, but the consistency doesn’t feel right for a pale ale.
S: Sweet malts, bready and fruity on the nose. Stone fruit comes to mind. The hops are there in the back and they are a bit spicy.
T: Mellow flavors. The malts are dominant with roasted barley and toasted bread. There’s an unfortunate metallic flavor that gets in the way quite a bit. A hop bitterness at the back. Not a ton of complexity here.
M: Low carbonation and a light, watery body. Creamy from the head and lack of carbonation.
D: I prefer this beer from the bottle. I’ve been lucky enough to have a non-skunked (clear) bottle, but only the can was available for this review.
Old Speck – B-

WEXFORD IRISH CREME ALE – Greene King/Morland Brewery
5.00%ABV
A: Nearly two fingers of a creamy nitro head firmly settles over an amber to caramel hue. I can’t see through the glass because the lacing left behind by the wonderful retention is covering every speck of the pint.
S: A bit buttery in the nose. There’s a distant fruity aroma. Bittersweet and earthy. And lots of butter.
T: Aside from the massive metallic taste greeting my palate, the taste isn’t terrible, but there’s also much to be desired here. Bitter, distantly fruity and very malt heavy.
M: Not watery like many nitros. This one has a bit of body to it. Low to medium carbonation and tons of bitterness left behind.
D: I can do without the aroma, and the taste is really lacking…I probably won’t reach for this one again.
Wexford – B-
STRONGBOW
It tastes like Martinelli’s. I couldn’t finish it…but I can see the appeal!
More good beers to come. Stay tuned!







